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Site Owner Posts: 177 |
I'm gonna use the all well known mall scenario Say you were walking in a crowded mall and you hear someone scream a distance away only to look over and see a couple dozen zombies chomping down on people. You, recognizing that they are zombies go into the nearest shop and close the gate. However everyone else starts running the opposite direction of the zombies and form a massive crowd which cannot get through the malls main doors. The zombies slowly make their way to them and start turning each and almost every one of them into flesh-craving zombies. Where do you go from here? | |
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-- "With the dowhop diddly doo shlappah clappah maffah whoogly, a shing shong shamma lamma." - Bill Cosby
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Moderator Posts: 31 |
Here my answer. ha. Well, I'm not a selfish bastard like alot of people in the movies that I've seen and just stow away alone in a store and leave people out there to die. For starters I would get as many people as I could to come join me in the shop. Then later get anything we could use as a weapon and fight our way to other stores, and slowly work our way out of the mall to a possible safehaven outside... But then once you reach outside It's a whole other story, Zombies, by the thousands everywhere... Now tell me Eric, Where do you go from here? haha | |
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Site Owner Posts: 177 |
Haha as bad as it is use them as live bait for the zombies. While they are distracted I grab a weapon from the store and head along the edge of the main area of the mall until I find a door or hallway that lead to a side exit. not the main so there would not be massive amounts of zombies to fight off haha. Anyone else? | |
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-- "With the dowhop diddly doo shlappah clappah maffah whoogly, a shing shong shamma lamma." - Bill Cosby
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Moderator Posts: 31 |
Or you could use the Cityscape scenario. story line going something like so. A couple stumbled apon an abbondoned town... Slowly driveing onward to see if anyone was there. They see a man... Just standing there. The man whispers to his wife, "Stay here, I'm going to see if I can get directions." She nodded and watched as he got out of the car. "Hello" The man said. With no reply from the stranger standing in the street, he walks hesitantly towards the man. Suddenly the wife screamed as she stared at a bloody face pressed against her window trying to get at her. "KATE!" He screamed. Running towards his wife, he glanced back at the stranger, who was sprinting towards him with a gruesome face, and a blood-thirsty rage that drived him on. Horror suddenly split through the man as he raced back to his car. He slammed the door and franticly tried to start the car. It kept failing, and his wife screaming with terror as she looked out the windsheild and saw hundreds of them running toward the car.... DUM DUM DAHHHH. haha I suck at writing... lol | |
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Site Owner Posts: 177 |
lol no it was good haha i laughed cuz i thought for a second of him saying "stay here" and then him just ditching her lmao | |
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-- "With the dowhop diddly doo shlappah clappah maffah whoogly, a shing shong shamma lamma." - Bill Cosby
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Moderator Posts: 31 |
Haha yea I just realized how funny that is haha. lol | |
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Moderator Posts: 61 |
Reminds me of Dave Chapelle's "when keeping it real goes wrong". -Mike " Well maybe if you didn't tell me to turn on whitewood we wouldn't be all the way out here" After the horde comes he ditches her | |
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Moderator Posts: 61 |
Then since he ditched her he can't out run the horde and thats when keeping it real goes wrong! | |
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Site Owner Posts: 177 |
LOL and was that a whitewood jest in there? | |
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Moderator Posts: 43 |
hahahaha i was reading ur post and like when did chapelle ever say whitewood?! hahahaha that was so funny that night. We drove for so far for in all seriousness not alot of food lol. | |
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Moderator Posts: 61 |
You're right I was still super hungry after I left. BUT it was super good. Except when I dipped it in the sweet dip stuff. | |
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Moderator Posts: 31 |
Oh god that was funny I love Dave. Haha his crack dealer segmant reminds me of the fast zombies lol | |
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