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Bruce > chuck Discuss | |
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Member Posts: 17 | he pwns /thread | |
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if chuck norris was cloned and he decided to fight himself what we the outcome be? | |
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something beautiful | |
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The outcome would be and endless fight that would destroy the whole universe | |
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lol agreed | |
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haha do this: 1. Go to Google | |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING LMAO | |
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whe david and goliath fought in biblical times, david didnt hurl a rock at goliath, he hurled chuck norris | |
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MARIEEEEEEEEEEEe Gimmie yo belt! | |
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See this happened once.... to long ago to remember. I don’t want to bored you with the equations but it would cause a rip in space/time and the universe would collapse in on itself. But it also sparks the big bang in the process so it destroys and creates the universe at the same time. This is the true cycle of life revolving around God (Chuck Norris) | |
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You win, You win big time! | |
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It's all in the Morman bible. You should read it some time. | |
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i would like to see chuck norris fight bear grylls and see who would win | |
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I dont hear barrens chat swing in favor of bear grylls =] | |
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Bear Grylls is like... Chuck Norris's son. HE shit in radioactive waste and BAM! Man vs. Wild! | |
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Moderator Posts: 43 | Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. | |
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